PLEASE TELL US YOUR PRIVATE INFO, RAGGEDY SHOE LOVER:

ENTER YOUR SSN:
ENTER YOUR NAME:
ENTER YOUR SALARY:
ENTER YOUR BANK ACCT.:
ENTER SHOE SIZE:
ENTER SHOE WIDTH:

SORRY TO BE INTRUSIVE, SUCKER, ER, SIR!

WE KNOW YOU'RE BULGING AT THE SHOESTRINGS TO GIVE US MORE: